I’d just like to point out that watching an animated, dead, turkey dance — at all, any dance at all — is hilarious. Yes, it makes a pretty funny pun when it’s “twerking”, too.
If The Internet could stop making everything about SUPER SERIOUS THINGS THAT ARE SERIOUS for one fucking second, that would be great.
So if someone could make a Very Big List of Very Serious Things That We Are Not Allowed To Make Jokes About Because We Must Take Those Things Very Seriously All The Time, that would be very helpful.*
*Please do not actually do this. It’s exhausting enough already.
Amen brother, amen. As a side note, I now want a t-shirt of a turkey that says SUPER SERIOUS THINGS THAT ARE SERIOUS. That’d be a cool thing to have.
I love albinwonderland so much
See, I love comics. I love girls that love comics. I love comic girls in skimpy outfits, I love comic loving girls that love to dress like comic girls in skimpy outfits. Fact is that dudes in our culture are just as ashamed and scared of their own sexuality as women are, and we react like assholes when are aroused, and yet we constantly seek arousal because we know deep down that it’s ok to look at boobs. People are weird.
Oh my god if you’re going to judge someone’s cosplay you better learn your fucking shit because this is Duela Dent you goddamn assholes.
Perpetually laughing over the fact that “real gamer/comic book nerd” males keep insulting women for cosplaying things they’ve never even heard of
who’s the “fake geek” now, fuckers?
Make it viral
And besides that, a steampunk gender swapped Joker in a Willy Wonka hat is a pretty cool idea for a costume.
Pendleton Ward (the creator of “Adventure Time”) and Polly Lou Livingston (the voice of Tree Trunks).
She’s so amazing.
This post makes me SO HAPPY
So THAT’S what tree trunks looks like i love it
TREE TRUNKS LOOKS UST HOW I IMAGINED TREE TRUNKS WOULD LOOK
She is so amazingly perfectly Tree Trunks I may actually die.
I don’t believe in guilty pleasures. If you fucking like something, like it. That’s what’s wrong with our generation: that residual punk rock guilt, like, “You’re not supposed to like that. That’s not fucking cool.” Don’t fucking think it’s not cool to like Britney Spears’ “Toxic.” It is cool to like Britney Spears’ “Toxic”! Why the fuck not? Fuck you! That’s who I am, goddamn it! That whole guilty pleasure thing is full of fucking shit.
Dave Grohl (via bootykhaleesi)
Exactly my feelings on pro wrestling
I fucking love Britney Spears’ “Toxic”. That’s a good fucking song. Actually I was locked into this attitude for a long time. Recently though I’ve realized that I’m actually a massive prog geek, and since that is essentially the nerdiest of all metal genres, it’s kinda gone a long way towards making me just not give a shit. Britney is awesome, bitch.
ATTENTION ALL GIRLS AND LADIES: if you walk from home, school, office or anywhere and you are alone and you come across a little boy crying holding a piece of paper with an address on it, DO NOT TAKE HIM THERE! take him straight to the police station for this is the new ‘gang’ way of rape. The incident is getting worse. Warn your families. Reblog this so this message can get accross to everyone.
I will always reblog things like this, it won’t ruin your blog or the look of it, and this could potentially save a life.
Just gonna’ add this to the note list:http://www.snopes.com/crime/warnings/childlure.asp
This is fake, just so people don’t feel the need to panic.